• iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Anonymous:
I've heard weed can calm you and I have really bad social anxiety. I want to try it to see if it will help but I don't know exactly where to start.

thatsgoodweed:

Start by smoking weed. That always helps